I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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