why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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