And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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