i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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