if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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