After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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