i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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