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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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