did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
sarcasm needs its own font
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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