no. you can't hotbox the world.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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