He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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