Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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