READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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