perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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