margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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