Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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