You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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