awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Randomize