have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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