the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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