Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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