A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i out mim tonsoeep
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