Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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