HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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