Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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