Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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