Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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