Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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