you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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