Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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