awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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