***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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