i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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