i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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