What a fucking waste of an outfit
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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