I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You left your phone here
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