the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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