The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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