the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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