sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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