Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Dignity is for republicans.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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