they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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