Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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