I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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