FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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