doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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