you would pick up someone in the library
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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