Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
its liver damage thursday
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
