If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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