Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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