Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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