cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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