"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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