I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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