and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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