At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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