I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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